I recently got my backyard fenced in and now I think it is time to put a sign up to warn the neighbors about the ferocious animal that protects my property. Beware of Greyhound

Now I just need to find a company that can make this bigger and turn it into a sign to place on the fence.

Note: Greyhounds are the 2nd fastest land animal, but they are extremely lazy and sleep near 20 hours per day, often on their backs with legs up in the air. This sign is not portraying a ‘dead greyhound’, but a greyhound sleeping or as some say ‘roaching’.